You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.