Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...