Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...