The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...