Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...