Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...