English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!