What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...