Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...