Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...