Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Answers To Everything
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Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!