I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...