A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...