I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Heaven playing sports
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...