John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!