An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...