Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...