Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...