Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...