Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...