A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....