Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...