Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...