‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...