Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...