Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...