How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....