The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...