Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...