When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...