Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...