What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...