Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...