Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!