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Vatican Screen Saver
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New Computer Viruses!
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If she went out with me
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
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Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
During a recent publicity outing…
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