Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...