Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....