Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Mind telling me the time?
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Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...