Car Acronyms
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Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...