That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...