Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...