The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...