I flattened your cat
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Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...