How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...