What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...