Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...