A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...