A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...