The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Light bulb lawyers
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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Men & Women Compared!
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