Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...